girl help i got bit by a radioactive spider
VENMO: findshispride
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
she rigby on my muscle man til i pops
Wii sports last resort
shiv: Tom you have to wear this jesters hat and spank yourself for my dad
tom: what?
shiv: yeah yeah just spank yourself and do a little dance
tom: I don’t– I don’t want to do that, can we talk about this, I don’t want to look like an idiot in front of your dad
Shiv: No no no you won’t look stupid you’ll just be spanking yourself and singing and doing a little jolly dance or whatever. Totally normal. Anyways got to go bye!
Greg: tom uh if its not um an inconvenience to you my head has gotten uh, wedged, as it were in um, the ceiling fan
jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!
Rat from RuneScape (March 2004 – 26 September 2005)
The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???
Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious
ppl really r like “how dare you place misogyny on the same level as *ACTUAL BIGOTRY*” like idk where people get the idea that it’s like totally unreasonable to compare misogyny to racism or homophobia or to think misogyny is a serious issue
People will be like how dare you compare the suffering of women to the suffering of real people
they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex
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