girl help i got bit by a radioactive spider

VENMO: findshispride

 

she rigby on my muscle man til i pops

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

shiv: Tom you have to wear this jesters hat and spank yourself for my dad 

tom: what? 

shiv: yeah yeah just spank yourself and do a little dance 

tom: I don’t– I don’t want to do that, can we talk about this, I don’t want to look like an idiot in front of your dad 

Shiv: No no no you won’t look stupid you’ll just be spanking yourself and singing and doing a little jolly dance or whatever. Totally normal. Anyways got to go bye! 

Greg: tom uh if its not um an inconvenience to you my head has gotten uh, wedged, as it were in um, the ceiling fan 

wylansvanhendriks:

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

desinteresse:

desinteresse:

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

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vriskarights:

faildaughtered:

ppl really r like “how dare you place misogyny on the same level as *ACTUAL BIGOTRY*” like idk where people get the idea that it’s like totally unreasonable to compare misogyny to racism or homophobia or to think misogyny is a serious issue

People will be like how dare you compare the suffering of women to the suffering of real people